These young thieves must think I'm dumb. The guy I caught today kept saying over and over that he didn't do anything wrong, but I've been a security guard for a long time, so I know better than that. The thing is that, even after a pat-down and an ass inspection, I couldn't find anything. The trick is not to back out. I just shoved my finger deeper and deeper to show him how much power I have. Once I was done, I knew he'd do anything to get out of trouble, even getting on his knees and letting me pound him on my desk.